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pwnd_yo
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Name: ravenous carnivore
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Gender: Male
Interests: I am interested in filling my belly with delicious, affordable cat, consequently decreasing the cat population surplus. How humane and caring and pragmatic of me!!!
Expertise: Meowzers!
Occupation: Medical
Industry: Meat Packing
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/19/2004
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ahhh, midnight snack!
thats a well-fed bird.
um?
More proof that cats are evil and deserve to be systematically digested:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
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| How To Eat A Live Cat
Today I am going to teach you to safely devour a living feline without getting horribly and tragically scratched!
There are several techniques.
1) Firmly hold on cat's abdomen and devour head first (to avoid being bitten.)
2) Confuse him to the point of insanity.
3) Hanging
4) (alternate step) Drowning*
* Best if declawed. | | |
| | Currently Reading
Brand New Readers: Orange Set (Cat and Mouse, Pizza, Dinah's Dream, Dinah Likes to Eat, Kazam's Birds, Kazam's Coins, Where Is Tabby Cat?, Cat Bath, Monkey ... and Monkey Flies Away) (Reading Together)
By Amy Ehrlich, B. G. Hennessy, David Martin, Phyllis Root, James Croft, Ana Martin Larranaga, Katharine McEwen, Scott Nash, Barney Saltzberg
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I was feeling a bit full this evening, so I gave a part of my daily rationing to Sabel, my convicted sibling.
I do daresay if he does swallow so quickly he will produce an undesired stomach cramp.
I
am interested in filling my belly with delicious, affordable cat,
consequently decreasing the cat population surplus. How humane
and caring and pragmatic of me!!!
Note my lean, well-toned muscle structure acquired from years of consuming stray tabby protein. | | |
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I have an insatiable appetite for kitty.
